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Bronze Opportunity (EP)

by Weird Artifacts

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1.
Petroglyph 02:49
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The tail of the worm starts turning The head of the worm starts squirming I turn it off, I turn it on The cliff-face is inscribed Be happy for the light I turn it on, I turn it off I don't know where to go My discog needs work, I'm slacking If I knew where to go I'd be there by now, I'd be there, okay If I knew where to go I'd be there by now, I'd be there right now
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Better It Is 03:08
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Show me the glue A fifty flavor review Overproduction Is a reflection The better it is The harder it is For me to believe it Cooling it on the output 'Cause you've been looking for foot foot Pure as an eggshell Down at the bake sale The better it is The harder it is For me to believe it Would you believe it
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Console Laid Eggs 02:55
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4.
Capybara 02:39
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I watch the rivers form In South America I brave savannas And the forest floor I'm not a man I am a rat semi-aquatic in fact Capybara Capybara Will you invite me To your swimming pool I am a natural Underwater fool And I'm a favorite snack Of anaconda Anaconda Anaconda Capybara Capybara Capybara Capybara
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Avoidance 03:40
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If I don't see you You're not there I'm my own assailant I catch a fever from my chair There's too much time to think About this and that What could have happened If I play it straight If I lay it flat Avoidance
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Scopitone 02:16
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Most of these tracks were recorded during sessions for the last couple albums. Petroglyph and Console Laid Eggs had been kicking around, unfinished, since 2014. As a special treat, they've been pulled out of storage, dusted off, and glued together, just for you.

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released January 9, 2023

Jason Aud – vocals, instruments, recording, mixing, mastering, cover design. Recorded 2014—2022.

Runtime – 17:30

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Weird Artifacts Baltimore, Maryland

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